Okay so I am finally updating the blog and I have tons of pictures to share but will have to do it later this afternoon when we are done with school. Sooooo I thought I would FIRST post a list of things I DID NOT DO this past weekend. HA! :)
I did not....
I did not eat too much fiber cereal last week and pass gas while on the treadmill at the gym making some old man flee his treadmill. (thank goodness it was silent!)
I did not look around me with a weird face acting like someone else had passed the gas.
I did not begin coughing and wheezing on Thursday.
I did not spend the day AWAY from kids at Mom's salon getting my hair done with Minnie.
I did not get a tattoo Friday night with Minnie.
I did not act like a baby and say it hurt the whole time.
I did not go to Super Target with Mom Saturday morning and go crazy buying new bras.
I did not begin feeling worse and coughing more.
I did not have a son and husband with 102 temp.
I did not go to emergency care only to get a breathing treatment and chest xray.
I did not have the doctor tell me that I have PNEUMONIA!
I did not spend $115 on 8 prescriptions for me, Jeremy and Josiah.
I did not miss church on Sunday! ON EASTER SUNDAY!
Hmmm, what else did I NOT do?!
7 comments:
Oh Amanda, I'm sorry for the sickness. It is a blessing that you have a sense of humor about it all. As you know, that's how we get through most hard things, laughing and prayer! Hope you're all on the mend. :)
Oh my goodness...that treadmill story is hilarious! Can't wait to see pics of the new tattoo!
mmm new tattoo...wanna see.
Sorry you were sick over Easter.
you DID not come see me! I was by your moms thinking of stopping by! I am glad I didn't now though since you guys were all sick! treadmill story seriously made me laugh out loud! Mostly because it was HILARIOUS, but also because I have done the SAME thing!!! LOL!!!
Passing gas while being massaged is only embarrassing the FIRST time you do it. You always blame it on them because they are the ones massaging you and relaxing you. Just act like you are asleep. I have NEVER done this!
Speaking of the bras we did not buy, you can have mine!
I am on my way to get on the treadmill at the gym -- I will not pass gas. I NEVER have and if I did, it would not stink!
i love passing gas because i didn't do it! promise, never! ;)
these are cracking me up!
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